January 2011
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“Comedy and poetry make strange bedfellows. Poetry gets up before dawn and downs...”
– Simon Munnery (That Which Is Not Said - A collection of comedians’ poetry)
Jan 31st
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Jan 31st
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playarecord asked: WHAT A SHAME YOU COMMENTED ON MY TUMBLR BECAUSE NOW I FOLLOW YOU.
Jan 31st
laurenagain asked: haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bitch. found your blog.
i know you irl
how very strange...
Jan 31st
Trouble in the Woods by Tim Key
jrosalind: Because you’re a smartarse and you always have been! Winnie-the-Pooh aimed another blow to Owl’s beak (or what was left of it) Piglet loyally continued to ransack the house. Shit on his encyclopaedias, too! Pooh ordered his lover. Appendix - Injuries sustained by Owl: poked out eye; damaged beak; cut off feet; charred feathers.   dis bitch who i know irl STOLE THE POEM i wanted to...
Jan 31st
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Jan 30th
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Ben Willbond
is fit as. Don’t try and deny it. Plus he looks a bit like Peter Serafinowicz Y/N??
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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“I can lose weight but you will always be an arsehole.”
– Dennis (Run Fatboy Run)
Jan 30th
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Jan 30th
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“Excuse me, kindly explain to me how using chives make me gay when I’ve slept...”
– Tim Key, Cowards The Caravan  The Tale of The Chill, The Cuddle & The Dog Show  (via twinwirehangovers)
Jan 30th
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Lee Mack - "There's too much realism in comedy."...
Shut up u r both wrong der is enuf room 4 everyfing. K?
Jan 29th
Jan 29th
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Jan 29th
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Jan 28th
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Daily Mail
fuckyeah10oclocklive:  It’s also a really badly worded headline. NOTHING IS RIGHT ABOUT THIS NEWSPAPER.
Jan 28th
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Jan 28th
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Charlie Brooker
is sexy.
Jan 27th
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Tim's poem
I have held you in my arms a thousand times, closed my eyes and known we would always be together. I have smiled at you through all your many lies, unknowing and unthinking, that eternity would be never. As distance dulls the memory, and bitter history grows hazy, I realise my one true love, is in fact a girl called…
Jan 27th
Jan 25th
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Jan 22nd
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When you hear them talking about Alan Johnson on...
You know it’s about this guy But you can’t help thinking they’re talking about him … Or is that just me?
Jan 20th
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Jan 20th
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papa-lazarou: I’d prefer it if they brought back Nine, not Ten.  THIS FOREVER :(
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
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completely geeking out
Listening to this podcast that has THIS GUY as a guest and they’re discussing THIS GUY and his wonderful acting I could not be more of a fangirl right now.
Jan 18th
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Jan 18th
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First glimpse of *that* episode →
Jan 17th
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“I was the invisible non-performer in the League, and it made me feel vulnerable....”
– Reece is such a League whore (via papa-lazarou) That article also thinks Reece is four years old. “Reece Shearsmith, 4, an actor and writer.”
Jan 16th
Jan 16th
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Jan 15th
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Jan 14th
“I know in my bones that rightwing policies are wrong.Obviously wrong. They just...”
– Charlie Brooker (via jazjazjaz)
Jan 11th
Jan 11th
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Trevor Lock's Facebook status
“If you don’t run a comedy club and would like to host one of my tour dates in your home please get in touch as I am currently booking my ‘Trevor Lock Live In Your Living Room Tour 2011’. If you live in the UK or anywhere Easyjet or Ryanair fly to I may do stand up in your sitting room.” Genuinely considering this …
Jan 10th
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Catherine Tate and David Tennant in Much Ado About... →
In the West End. Playing Beatrice and Benedick. This is going to be the best and most adorable thing ever.
Jan 8th
Jan 7th
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Jan 6th
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Russell Brand Buzzcocks episode is NEARLY HERE.... →
Jan 6th
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Jan 5th
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“Whether it’s a potato or a nut, it’s a foodage.”
– Karl Pilkington. (via fuckyeahrickystevekarl)
Jan 5th
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Jan 4th
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Jan 3rd